Releasing Your Inner Child

Mmmkay, before anyone decides to point fingers at me, I'M NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING EXCITED TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD!! I'm more concerned with her outfits. (God, that just sounded so gay to come from a straight guy.) Yeah, I can totally see being excited to go to DW. Hell, I don't give a flying fuck about what other people think, if I were going on a vacation to DW, I'd also be excited as fuck! Haters can hate. However, dressing up like the various princesses is going waaaaaaaaaay beyond excited and borderline obsessed. As you go around the park, enjoying your spring break, all I have to say is- better brush up on your autograph skeeelz, cuz if your costumes are as accurate as you are obsessed, you're gonna be starting a mini parade!! Have fun!!

True Love?

VAIN ALERT VAIN ALERT VAIN ALERT!!!! SEEMINGLY CLINICALLY DEPRESSED SUBJECT IS BEING VAIN!! (idk if he's actually depressed or what, but he seems it. THERE, I GAVE CREDIT THAT IM UNSURE!)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways, "The One Right Now"?!?!?! *LAME ALERT LAME ALERT LAME ALERT* Dear god, Im not sure which is worse- my roommate, who thinks relationships are simple, direct 1-2-3 step-by-step things, or Dakota w/ this "the one right now" bullshit. I mean really?!?! "the one right now"?!?! I mean, yeah, he's openly gay, but still, this is just, just, *bangs head on keyboard* lya;ktr 54o9 zfjoiaj;or e; oatie s;oriu
I'm sorry. I feel a little bit better now. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways back to venting. So just how long is "right now"? Is it variable from partner to partner? Is it marriage or just dating? God, I'm not sure if being in your mind right now would clarify or confuse this. At any rate, I don't really think Imma ever try and wiggle my way into his brain. Not a psych major, so I don't need to!! :D The benefits of choosing a good major!! But seriously, with Dakota's viewpoint on relationships, I'm not surprised that his ex broke up w him. Just, ugh. I need to bang my head again. a;osih ga;skdf n;aos;idjv ned k fwoie jn xv2398r usv dnzls dg > Much better. For now. Until someone else makes a shitty status. Then I shall proceed in banging my head repeatedly again.

Irrelevant Picture is Irrelevant

Mmkay, the only way I edited this screencap is by blocking out the names. The pic that Mr. Dakota uploaded is in fact that negative flower. That being said, how can that be you and your friends?! I see absolutely no faces there!! Last time i knew, people typically do have faces, and seeing how i know you, i know you do in fact have a face. No, it is not a flower (I think that's a lily, feel free to correct me on that).
Well, just to see if there was any difference, i clicked the pic, and he just tagged people as different parts of the flower:

Still, its a rather dumb pic to use to tag friends.

Making Sense from Nonsense, or The Importance of Punctuation

OK, what the fuck are you trying to say here?! All i can decipher is that it's a quote from Pierce the Veil! Other than the "-Pierce the Veil" at the very end, none of this makes sense! Being the occasional smart cookie i am, i looked on google and found out that those are lyrics from "Kissing in Cars" by Pierce the Veil. it's a shitty song (yeah, i looked it up on youtube, too, just to verify), made my ears bleed. *insert reasons why it sucks*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways, back to the status. you'd be surprised how little punctuation you can use to make it actually coherent! Mmkay, you have the quote typed out "Your face is the first thing I see the first time I've seen love and the last I've ever needed" all as one looooong run-on sentence. now, the bare minimum you could do is either hit this miraculous little key on the keyboard called "enter" at several appropriate places. yeah, I was surprised when they decided to make that key, too. if you wanted to just use this miraculous key, then here's how you could make your status make sense:
"Your face is the first thing I see
the first time I've seen love
and the last I've ever needed"
-Pierce the Veil

If you still wanted to keep it as just one line, then a common practice is to use the revolutionary "/" to indicate that it's a new line in the song. Using your quote, for example, "Your face is the first thing I see the first time I've seen love and the last I've ever needed" would become "Your face is the first thing I see/The first time I've seen love/And the last I've ever needed." Finally, if you wanted to circumvent the "/"s, you could use these mystical things called "commas" and "periods!!!!" The miracles of modern grammar!! Now, if you would write it in this format, it would look something like this "Your face is the first thing I see, the first time I've seen love, and the last I've ever needed." In case you don't understand why i used those magical commas, it's because that quote can be broken down to a 3-part list. now, pick which way you like best, and then it can make sense!! I guess I hafta give you some slight credit cuz the lyrics in context make absolutely no sense. There, I gave you props for something. consider yourself one of the few lucky bastards to get props on my blog. you're welcome.

Bit of a Reversal

Ya know how normally I bash people's statusi? well today, ladies and gentlemen, i shall instead of bashing a status, i get to bash a reply!! I know, such an exciting occurrence!! I just might pass out from the excitement!! /sarcasm.

(Mmkay, I think "Gladys" is just a fake account one of my family members made to get more neighbors or whatever in farmville or some game, but jes' in case it's an actual person, i covered the needed text.)
Aaaaaaaaaanyways, "anti-superbowl party?" really? in case you're not a fake account, my family also has said "party," if you can even call it a "party." I personally refer to it something other than "party." I like to call it JUST A REGULAR SUNDAY AFTERNOON!! srsly, the closest this even comes to a "party" is that we buy food that one would have at an actual party (not booze for my parents or older sister, though. we've actually never gotten booze for this "party."). i honestly dont give a fuck about the superbowl, but this is just ridiculous. srsly, having an "anti-superbowl party" is, in my opinion, acknowledging that people like the superbowl, and thus like to have actual parties for it.
(Also, Saliva rocks, and i didnt stop myself from hyperlinking their first song i heard)